Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Closing Time


Closing Time, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Time for you to go out, go out into the world...

Experience


Experience, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

"It was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!"

lol, I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself with that caption. A thousand pardons to those who get offended.

Respect your elders, they've always got something to teach you...

Friday, June 25, 2010

Hidden


Hidden, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

"Why are my eyes ref officer? Uh, um...I've got allergies? Yeah...it's pretty bad sir."

The Golden Hour


The Golden Hour, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

LB and Her Boo...all the way in Long Beach

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

25 MG's of Sleepy Goodness

Diphenhydramine aka Benadryl. Other than for allergies, it's good for getting some sleep. Well, at least for getting drowsy...

Ambien is too much for me...get's me dreaming all sorts of weird shit like Dragons riding Panda Bears and Cars running on Water...crazy!

It's what's in Tylenol PM

Yamilee and Tara.

Ebony and Ivory!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Sweet Salty Chocolaty Balls

M&M's Pretzel? DIVINE!

(N900 Cell Pic)

Is that a chocolate bar??

Why no...it's an iPhone!!!

U.N. Bound


U.N. Bound, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Keep it above 50 mph!!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

"Keep the Big Bills on the Outside!"

STACKS. At least 8-9 Dollars in there. Heavy.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Branding


Branding, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Jorts


Jorts, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Nobody Should be Wearing Jean Shorts these days...

Superficial much??

Bulalo Status!

So Ethnic!

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours???



NACHO CHEESE!!!

Oh Yeah...I'm funny!

I'm Not?

Well, Your MOM! Ha!

The Reach...


The Reach..., originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Can Sometimes Lead to The Shift

Monday, June 14, 2010

Lex "Afrocentric Asian" Luger

"Nas is like the Afro-centric Asian, Half-man, Half-Amazing."

_____ ___

The Narcissist has Taken Crazy Mark for a ride...

on The RACK!

(pic taken from Ria.Ma. Unknown Canon P&S)

Queso De Raqueta


Queso De Raqueta, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Might not be an expensive super duper killer ping pong raquet...but at the hands of a master, it's a Killer With A Smile!

HA!

Lacoste


Lacoste, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Shock and Awe


Shock and Awe, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

"Damn Gingy, you've had a tough life!"

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Dead in a Few


Dead in a Few, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Red Robin Burger with a DAMN FRIED EGG on top!!! American Fast Food Status!

Red Robin Burger with a DAMN FRIED EGG on top! What?!!!!!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Horizon


Horizon, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Event Horizon Huh?

ASS.

Bulls On Parade


Bulls On Parade, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

"There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them cows". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and fuck 'em all".

Mother and Father of The King

My Parents. Love Em.

And Mark Whalberg, if you interrupt my while I'm saying Hi to my Mama and Papa, I'mma smack the ISH out of You! Ha!

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

"I've Got Next"


"I've Got Next", originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Who wants it with THE HAMMER OF THE GODS?!

Big and Small


Big and Small, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

No matter what my Brother and I do, we still can't defeat our father in Table Tennis, aka Ping Pong.

Oh, and yes, that is a SMALL paddle my Father is holding. He uses it as a joke sometimes, and we still can't beat him! Sheesh!

Chicks Dig the Scar


Chicks Dig the Scar, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Chicks Dig the Scar. Shaved Head and Bad Intentions. Scumbag Status.

Monday, June 7, 2010

Your Own


Your Own, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Walk, Jog, Run, March, Crawl, WHATEVER...

Just make it your own.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

I Better Not see You at Work

Don't be what we call riders...

Not to be morbid or anything, but DON'T be an ORGAN DONOR.

RIDE SAFE.

Don't Waver


Don't Waver, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Whomever you are and whatever you subscribe to...

Just get it.
Just do it.

Don't Waver.

Do YOU. Fuck everybody else.

The Pole


The Pole, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

It's about to go DOWN!

HA!

Yeah, I DONE said it!

Heavens Obstructed


Heavens Obstructed, originally uploaded by Instant Vantage.

Why you'll sometimes find me staring at the sky when presented with an unobstructed view of the heavens...

I must've looked like a crazy man when I was in Cali.